{"id":5728,"date":"2019-01-07T14:44:04","date_gmt":"2019-01-07T22:44:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/?page_id=5728"},"modified":"2019-01-08T13:04:45","modified_gmt":"2019-01-08T21:04:45","slug":"about-me","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/?page_id=5728","title":{"rendered":"About the Author"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_5762\" style=\"width: 699px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5762\" class=\"size-large wp-image-5762\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/portrait-of-the-author-689x1024.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"689\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/portrait-of-the-author-689x1024.png 689w, https:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/portrait-of-the-author-600x891.png 600w, https:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/portrait-of-the-author-768x1141.png 768w, https:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/portrait-of-the-author.png 1135w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 689px) 100vw, 689px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-5762\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">He looks more or less like this.<\/p><\/div>\n<h3><strong>ADAM &#8220;RUTSKARN&#8221; DECAMP<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><i>Born on an anxious moon <\/i><i>in the heat of a dork-ass summer.&nbsp;<\/i><i>Read a tome of dangerous eldritch&nbsp;knowledge, but fortunately, didn&#8217;t really get any of it. Mostly harmless, but for reasons of health and safety don&#8217;t let him order the pizza or choose the edition of <\/i>Dungeons and Dragons<i>.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>E-mail: Rutskarn[at]ChocolateHammer.org.&nbsp;<\/i><i>&nbsp;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ADAM &#8220;RUTSKARN&#8221; DECAMP Born on an anxious moon in the heat of a dork-ass summer.&nbsp;Read a tome of dangerous eldritch&nbsp;knowledge, but fortunately, didn&#8217;t really get any of it. 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