{"id":1664,"date":"2010-02-10T23:20:46","date_gmt":"2010-02-11T07:20:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/?p=1664"},"modified":"2026-06-15T17:07:23","modified_gmt":"2026-06-16T01:07:23","slug":"rat-and-murder-scrapbook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/?p=1664","title":{"rendered":"Rat-and-Murder Scrapbook"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you don&#8217;t read the Twitter feed (read: my personal parade of contextless blathering and craven excuses), you might be expecting the Morrowind post right about now. Well, turns out, my gameplay buffer ran dry, so I&#8217;m going to have to play some more before I can do a proper next post. I&#8217;m really not sure how this happens, to be honest. It always seems like I have this massive buffer, and then the next thing I know I&#8217;ve melted through it faster than a Bonewalker through dignity.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;ll have your Morrowind post for the week in short order, but for now, enjoy the following screenshots I never ended up using. Nothing but the finest imagescraps for you men and gentleladies.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1665\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/lp33point5-1vendor.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1665\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1665\" title=\"lp33point5-1vendor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/lp33point5-1vendor.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/lp33point5-1vendor.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/lp33point5-1vendor-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1665\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Step 1: Get ahold of an extremely vast chunk of real estate on the Market Square, nearly monopolizing the entire district. Step 2: Erect walls around yourself. Place the only entrance through the walls at the back of your stall. Step 3: Stand exactly in the middle, so customers can&#39;t access you unless they actually enter your walled-off stall area, rendering the walls both self-defeating AND entirely pointless. Step 4: Theft, bankruptcy, humiliation. Just another Mournhold success story.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1666\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/lp33point5-2guard.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1666\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1666\" title=\"lp33point5-2guard\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/lp33point5-2guard.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/lp33point5-2guard.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/lp33point5-2guard-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1666\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">You can almost hear that guard going: &quot;Why the hell is this rat following you? Do you have...I&#39;m sure you&#39;d need a license for that sort of thing. Also, why, oh god why, did you put that tiny backpack on him? He&#39;s a RAT. Were those 15 ounces of gear just too darned burdensome, you strapping adventurer, you? Or is this a crazy-old-lady-cat-sweater situation? Either way, I&#39;m prescribing a beating.&quot; Actually, he&#39;s probably just going, &quot;I am petrified that this rodent doesn&#39;t know that Mournhold is a city of light and magic.&quot;<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1668\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/lp33point5-5pants.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1668\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1668\" title=\"lp33point5-5pants\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/lp33point5-5pants.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/lp33point5-5pants.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/lp33point5-5pants-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1668\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Speaking of: I took this screenshot to show off the terrible new pants I bought in Mournhold. Apparently, the rat approves, because we&#39;re sharing some eye contact here that&#39;s actually a little creepy. If anyone comments on, it, though, I&#39;ve got the perfect comeback. They&#39;ll be all, &quot;Uh, excuse me, why are you staring at that rat?&quot; And I&#39;ll turn slowly to them, giving them this haunted look, and say: &quot;You can see it too?&quot;<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1669\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/lp33point5-3statue1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1669\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1669\" title=\"lp33point5-3statue1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/lp33point5-3statue1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/lp33point5-3statue1.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/lp33point5-3statue1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1669\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I&#39;m sure this depicts epic something-or-another. In fact, at some point, I knew exactly what this statue depicted. My threshold for memory remained about constant, but my threshold for caring dropped to a critical level.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1670\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/lp33point5-4netch.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1670\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1670\" title=\"lp33point5-4netch\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/lp33point5-4netch.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/lp33point5-4netch.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/lp33point5-4netch-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1670\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Bit of a random one: this is me back home, looking for innocent wildlife to smack around with my new pigsticker. 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