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When we last left our royal hero, he was storming off the job for the second time that day. It\u2019s probably a little too much to ask that my job make sense, but if I\u2019m going to put up with the usual military-grade Bethesda frothing nonsense (“frothsense”), I better be getting paid more money than I could scrape up redeeming empty potion bottles. Getting paid peanuts to prop up and jiggle a terminally ill economic model is not my idea of a rewarding adventurer career.<\/p>\n

So, what now? So far, the institutions of Cyrodiil have managed to ruin stealing things, fighting people, and gambling\u2014that leaves me with drug use and public nudity, and the last time I tried to make a career out of those two things, seven towns ended up issuing a shoot-on-sight order. No, you know what? Screw it. I\u2019m going the teenage bum route and putting off getting a job until I\u2019ve \u201ctraveled the world,\u201d or at least those parts of the world no further than a balmy jog from the nearest McDonalds. There are still plenty of towns I haven\u2019t seen yet, which means there\u2019s a nonzero possibility that there\u2019s some place, some misty, hidden valley, where the ladies don\u2019t look like sourdough sculptures of Andy Rooney.<\/p>\n

So, there we have it, then. My new goal is to start wandering around the cities, towns, and hamlets of this great country, searching with a careful eye and a patient soul until I discover my purpose. In this instance, \u201cmy purpose\u201d can be taken to mean \u201ca place that serves alcohol.\u201d<\/p>\n

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I head out southeast in the general direction of Bravil, because I\u2019ve already been northwest and northeast and because I\u2019m unaccountably amused by the name \u201cBravil.\u201d There’s a road that takes you there, but it’s not quite a straight shot, so I decide not to bother and buck off into the wilderness, fully prepared to be armpit-deep in bloodthirsty wild animals and gold-crazed bandits before I’ve gotten my boots properly dirty. To my surprise, it is some time before I encounter any resistance or excitement of any kind\u2014almost six or seven minutes. This should be compared to the average journey by road, which can be accurately generalized thusly:<\/p>\n

You come to the first bend in the road, which is about as far from the main gates as you can throw\u2014for example\u2014your horse. You\u2019re on top of the nice painted pony you just spent five hundred of someone else\u2019s septims on, have spurred it into a full gallop, and are wondering just what\u2019s the advantage of breeding a horse whose legs are made of gingerbread. Just as you\u2019ve gotten used to the sensation of wind on the back of your head, a mountain lion bowls out of nowhere and starts taking bites out of the horse. Before you can say, \u201ccombat on horseback is an urban myth,\u201d it brings your horse down halfway, and you\u2019re forced to dismount to smack the damn thing around a little. The lion, not your horse. Unless you\u2019re really, <\/em>really fed up with your horse at that point.<\/em><\/p>\n

After that\u2019s been dealt with, you get back on, ride for another thirty seconds, and witness the second lone, fearless mountain lion of the day. This time you have enough time to dismount and engage it on its own terms, which consist of swinging sharp metal at it while it holds its ground, for honor, duty, and the safety of all Lionkind. You don\u2019 bother getting back on your horse this time, since you\u2019re starting to get the pattern.<\/em><\/p>\n

And indeed, you\u2019ve got at best a minute before some jackass in fur armor or something runs onto the road and declares, \u201cYour money or your life!\u201d You\u2019re given some time to puzzle that over, point out to him that that\u2019s a false dichotomy, and allow him to apologize gracefully and correct his statement to, \u201cYour money, your life, or your beating me stupid with a big sword,\u201d whereupon you may choose correctly.<\/em><\/p>\n

And it\u2019ll keep going like that, right up until you get where you need to go. Whereas if you just take a shortcut through the woods, you\u2019re generally pretty safe, since few bandits spawn out there and most of the monsters are focused around dungeon entrances, which are easy to avoid. It\u2019s really quite silly, but the more civilized an area is, the more likely you are to get attacked.<\/em><\/p>\n

On my way through the wilderness, I stumble onto this place.<\/p>\n

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Although it's now nothing but a crumbling ruin in the middle of nowhere, one must remember that this used to be a vast, elegant structure in the middle of nowhere.<\/p><\/div>\n

Looks to be a traditional dungeon situation: group of marauders have holed up inside as a place to store all their loot and recuperate in between wandering-out-to-shake-down-passing-outlander sessions, because nothing says \u201cinconspicuous hideout\u201d like \u201cruins outside of town that are visible for miles.\u201d Then again, the Empire doesn\u2019t really seem to care about these guys, so I guess they\u2019re probably safe\u2026if you call being in my way <\/em>safe. Which, I mean, I guess that\u2019d be fair.<\/p>\n

Seriously, though, random dungeon crawl? Sounds fun. Let\u2019s do this.<\/p>\n

After taking out the mage outside utilizing my special anti-caster tactic (smacking), I head on in and start moving from dude to do with a spring in my step and cold murder in my fist. And frankly, they\u2019re not putting up much of a fight. Here\u2019s that level scaling at work again\u2014this encounter was tweaked for my level, so the only reason it\u2019d be harder or more difficult would be if I intentionally and flagrantly mismanaged my character\u2019s build, as opposed to only unintentionally and partially doing so. I\u2019m taking a good amount of damage as well, though. Combat in Oblivion can sometimes boil down to taking turns hitting each other\u2019s shield and waiting for one party or the other\u2019s health to drop out, so that\u2014although I was never in danger of actually losing the combat\u2014it did look like I\u2019d have to swig some potions or duck out for resting. Unless, actually, wait a minute\u2026<\/p>\n

It just occurred to me that the skills I\u2019d been honing for the past week or so in-game, those of sneaking around like a bastard and taking things that didn\u2019t belong to me, might turn out to have a legitimate and practical application after all: killing people I find in caves.<\/p>\n

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If you ever find yourself in a situation where the phrase, "I think I hear something that *isn't* a guy with a sword showing up to very justly murder me," presents itself, instead of saying it aloud, just turn around. That way, you get to die without illusions.<\/p><\/div>\n

I try the method out on these guys, and sure enough, both are completely oblivious as I shuffle over–hopping up and down onto stone areas in the process–crawl up behind the standing dude, hack at this neck with my cutlass, then trod all over the sleeping one getting into a good sneak attack position. It’s one blow apiece, with a juicy x6 modifier for each attack, probably enough to kill anything that’d spawn for me at my current level. Killing people without their getting a chance to retaliate? I\u2019ll subscribe to that newsletter any day of the week.<\/p>\n

And hey, bonus, here’s their marauder loot crate. Let\u2019s see what these guys have been bringing in.<\/p>\n

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You know, Cyrodiil might be the one place in the universe where authority figures can say, \u201cCrime doesn\u2019t pay,\u201d with a straight face.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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