Games and essays by colonies of mutant rats, for colonies of mutant rats.
Edit: April Fools, of course. This fills the Cahmel slot–we’ll have a new Scraps and Vatsy before the week is out. When we last left our mighty hero, he was getting his keister handed...
A correction: I went back to check, and it looks like Burnham probably does die in the crash. The truck explodes after you’re thrown off of it, and I don’t really see him getting...
Okay, I’m going to go through these bits quickly, because if this series is ever going to end I’m gonna have to get out of Innsmouth. To be honest, while Jack doesn’t get any...
EDIT: The screenshots for this one aren’t uploading, for some goddamned reason or another. Luckily, they’re not terribly important, but I’ll put them up once I figure out what the issue is. A note...
Finals over. Commence producing regular content for the site. When we last left our fearless hero, he had managed to blow out all of his resources and get all of his teammates killed within...
Three cheers for another special fun-sized finals week post! So far, Jack’s master plan of breaking a shop clerk out of jail in the hopes that maybe he’d have a clue has backfired on...
When we last left our hero, he was gearing up to launch a massive assault on Dark Brotherhood territory. I hung outside the gate to their lair, potions and blades laid out before me...
When we last left our addle-pated nilnoggin, he was attempting to mount a single-handed unarmed raid on a building full of armed officers who are willing to shoot him on sight. This is something...
When we last left our hero, he was preparing a daring assault on the heart of Dark Brotherhood territory. It was exactly like an episode of the A-Team, except we’ve only got three people,...
Running on massive sleep loss and waning-but-present illness, here. I’ve already written 2000 words of humor-like product tonight, and I’m not sure how much more I can squeeze out before I collapse from exhaustion,...
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