Clod of Cthulhu: Sewer Shark This Ain’t
Still a wee bit on the loopy side, but I’ll push through it—I’m a man on a mission. I’ve got a character to mock, and if I have to deprive myself of sleep to...
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Clod of Cthulhu: Checkout Time at the Baits Motel
I just want you guys to know that you stole all of my fish puns in the comment section to the last article. Cretins! This space is for ME to make the funny. You’re...
Clod of Cthulhu: There Is No Cod
To recap: last time we left off, we’d just antagonized the local evil cult, set loose a monster, and gotten a little girl killed. If I told you that it gets much, much dumber...
Clod of Cthulhu: Maybe I Should Squid While I’m Ahead
I’m not going to use the whole “when we last left our hero” schtick for CoC:DCotE. This is because he’s only a hero in the Homer sense: he does luridly stupid things, gets other...
Clod of Cthulhu: Intro to Innsmo
When we last left our hero, he had…jeez. Oh, wow. With the running into a building full of…and then the…and the portal to…Christ. Oh, wow. Did I really…and then…and… Wow. Okay, short version is,...
Clod of Cthulhu: Moronic Mansion
Alright, enough faffing about describing the Cthulhu mythos. Most of you guys are already quite informed about the setting, which is ironic, because it’s based around knowledge that man was never meant to know....
Clod of Cthulhu: Introduction
The second thing that strikes one about Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth, a horror videogame released some time ago, is that it’s really quite faithful to the mythos. It didn’t have...
