Games and essays by colonies of mutant rats, for colonies of mutant rats.
When we last left our intrepid hero, I was aimlessly kicking an unshatterable pottery bowl around a filthy five-by-ten stone cell—this, for lack of a better source of amusement in this vast award-winning fantasy...
Oblivion was a well-designed and entertaining RPG that provoked a massive, widespread, embarrassingly violent backlash–the kind where if you got to certain forums, at certain times, and listen real closely, you can still hear...
This post is 4,300 words long, so buckle up. The air in Hlaalu’s fabulous Vivec Canton stank of suits and money, both freshly laundered. I recognized it instantly. For the skin of a moment,...
When we last left our patient, virtuous, gracious, long-suffering hero… It was six hours after I found the book; that’s fifteen minutes to cut the squealing down to acceptable thresholds, four minutes to decide...
All good things must come to an end. So, apparently, does this. That’s right, after 50 regular posts, I’m bringing my longest-running Let’s Play into a landing sequence. There will be two more plus-sized...
When we last checked in on Jack, there were about four or five hours left in the game, and I’m going to be honest: I haven’t seen them. I probably never will. When Steam...
Oh-kay, I figured out what was wrong with the headset. Initially, I’d thought it was a driver issue that’d take forever to hunt down and sort out. Thankfully, that’s not the case–experimentation has demonstrated...
When we last left our brave hero, he was finally getting what he wanted out of life: actual quantifiable success. Some say the best reward is knowing that you’ve done your job well, and...
(Sorry, misplaced this post–that’s why it took so long to get up. Oh well, no harm done.) When we last left our daring hero, he was working his way through a Necromancer’s lair that...
When we last left our punctual hero…wait, what was he doing again? In the exotic sugar-sweet smoke of the South Wall Corner Club, life was beginning to sink into a delightfully simple routine. Each...
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