Games and essays by colonies of mutant rats, for colonies of mutant rats.
When we last left our hero, he’d been roused from his beauty sleep by a visit from the quest hook fairy. That’s right: my daring heist theft operation had not gone unnoticed by the...
When we last left our hero, he was doing time in prison for burglary. Well, okay, by “burglary,” I mean, “fondling a mug.” And by “time,” I mean “24 hours”—inside of which I apparently...
None of these events are embellished. Everything NPCs say in this episode is a direct quote from the game. When we last left our increasingly uninspiring hero, he was turning petty theft into a...
When we last left our charming hero, he was alternately threatening and flattering a potato-faced shopkeeper with the intent of selling his stolen swag for slightly more than nothing. As it turns out, I...
Expect a new Cahmel in this space later today (Pacific time). Remember that whole academic integration thing? Got some of that to take care of, and then we’ll get back to the larceny and...
When we last left our valiant hero, he was coasting towards the nearest town with a pocket full of stolen loot and a burning desire to stick it to The Man, albeit—with regards to...
When we last left our dependable hero, he was being given the Amulet of Kings—one of the most enduring symbols of the Empire—by the Emperor himself. It was his dying wish that I carry...
This is a bit of a short one–I’m getting V&B ready to go out the door, and I’ve only got so much time left before the net cuts off, so I kinda needed to...
When we last left our noble hero, he was being assaulted by a pair of freakish mutant prison rats with the ability—and inclination–to blast through stone walls. I’m still not 100% clear why they...
When we last left our intrepid hero, I was aimlessly kicking an unshatterable pottery bowl around a filthy five-by-ten stone cell—this, for lack of a better source of amusement in this vast award-winning fantasy...
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